Have you
been attempting to break your thumb sucking habit, but nothing seems to curb your
fixation? Have you had just about enough of your friends and coworkers teasing you about
your favorite way to relax? Well Linus, you can successfully crack your thumb sucking
addiction with this invention patented in 1987. |
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The
"Apparatus For Inhibiting Digit Sucking" is an attractive way to get rid of an
unsightly habit. Simply attach the steel girder and metal support beams to the desired
appendage. Now suck it, I dare you! A booster ring is also available for you advanced,
hard-core thumb and finger suckers out there (you know who you are). Hey, who said old
habits have to die hard? |